How the golden toilet works

What is PISSCOIN

PISSCOIN is a browser game and a meme coin. Everybody plays in the same golden toilet at the same time. You pee on the green eternal flame together with everybody else, drop turds on other players, pee their names off the toilet paper and fight for a spot in the Toilet of Fame.

Everything in the game costs a few cents, and everything you spend buys $PISS and burns most of it. Every week the best players share the Torch Pot in $TORCH.

Play in 60 seconds

1. Open pisscoin.live/play. You can play right away, no wallet needed.
2. Hold and drag on the bowl to aim at the green flame. Soak it for +1,000 and pee it down with everybody else.
3. Want your score saved? Tap Connect and sign in with Phantom, Solflare, MetaMask or another wallet. It is free.
4. Want beers, turds and toilet paper? Tap Tab and top up $1, $5 or $20.

Aim and pee

Phone: hold your finger on the bowl and drag. The stream hits a little above your finger so you can see where it lands.

Computer: hold the mouse button and move, or hold the space bar.

Your bladder runs empty while you pee and slowly fills back up on its own. If you can't wait, buy a beer.

Beer and the drunk meter

Every beer fills your bladder instantly and makes you one level drunker. Drunk means more points but worse aim.

You sober up by one level every 25 seconds without a new beer.

Kebab and the gut

A kebab sobers you up by two levels and fills your gut by 40%. When the gut hits 100%, your next little turd is free. The Drop button glows when it is ready.

Turds

A turd lands on the flame with your name on it. While it sits there, nobody scores on that part of the flame. Everyone has to aim around it, wash it away or pay to flush.

• Max 3 turds in the bowl at once
• Every turd already in the bowl doubles the price of the next one
• Washing one away gives you 150 points per size level
• Flush for $0.50 clears every turd at once

Toilet paper

The roll next to the bowl shows one name or ticker for everyone to see. For $5 you print your own. It stays up until someone pees on it long enough to rip it, which gives them 500 points.

Allowed: up to 14 letters, numbers, spaces and $. Insults, slurs and real people's names are blocked or removed.

The floor

Miss the bowl and you leave a puddle. Puddles are shared, everyone sees them. Once the floor is gross enough, every player's multiplier drops by 25% until someone pays the cleaning lady ($0.25).

Scoring

Points are counted per frame while you hit, so steady aim pays.

Wallets

PISSCOIN works with the wallets most people already have. Which one you use decides how you pay:

On your phone, tap Connect and then the logo of your wallet. The game opens inside your wallet app, you sign once, and you are in. On a computer, the wallets installed in your browser show up by themselves.

The first time you pay on Robinhood Chain, your wallet asks to add the network. Say yes, it is a one tap thing. Paying with $PISS or $TORCH still needs a little ETH for gas.

Signing in is a free signature. It never moves funds and never asks for your seed phrase. If anything asks for your seed phrase, it is not us.

Your tab

Instead of a wallet popup for every 10 cent beer, you open a tab once. Top up with SOL, USDC, ETH, $TORCH or $PISS, then every purchase is one tap.

Paying in $PISS gives you 25% extra on top. A $5 tab paid in $PISS puts $6.56 on your tab.

Prices follow the live market price at the moment you top up. Your tab is game credit. It cannot be withdrawn or refunded.

The menu

Torch Pot, eternal flame and Torch League

The Torch Pot

There is one prize in PISSCOIN: the weekly Torch Pot. It sits in a public wallet on Robinhood Chain. Every Monday the pot of the week before goes out in $TORCH to the top 25 players of that week. Your score decides your rank, your rank decides your cut. The table is fixed and the same every week:

If fewer than 25 players qualify, the empty spots stay in the pot and roll into next week. Two players with the same score share their two spots. Where the $TORCH comes from is explained below. In the game, tap the green pot bar to see your rank, your cut right now and how many points you still need for the next spot.

• Piss points: everything you score in the game this week counts, every run adds up.
• Flare up bonus: extra points from the eternal flame (see below).
• Holder multiplier: we look at your wallet at random moments during the week. Your average holding counts: at least $5 in $PISS gives x1.5, $50 gives x2, $500 gives x3. Under $5 you can still play and climb the board, but you can not win the Torch Pot.
• League bonus: players of the winning Torch League team get 20% extra.

Use your Torch wallet. Torch only pays its own holder rewards for $PISS that sits in your Torch wallet, not in MetaMask or a trading bot. So keep your $PISS there and add your Torch wallet address (0x...) under your name in the game. That is the wallet we check for your $PISS, and that is where your $TORCH from the pot goes.

How much is in the pot depends on how much $PISS gets bought that week, so there is no fixed amount. The live pot is on the home page.

The eternal flame

A green flame burns in the bowl. It is the target. Everyone in the toilet pees on it at the same time. You can push it down to an ember, but it never goes out. When it hits the ember it flares up back to full and can not be touched for a few minutes. The players who hit it hardest in that round share a pile of bonus points, the top 20 by damage, nobody more than 25%. The flame gets bigger when more people are online.

Torch League

Every project launched on Torch is a team, whether it is paired with $TORCH or ETH. Pick yours in the game. Everything you score this week counts for your team. The team in front burns in everybody's flame, so the whole toilet pees on the leader. When the week closes, the players of the winning team get 20% extra on their Torch Pot score, and the winner is shown as champion all next week.

Where the money comes from

Short version: people buy $PISS, people play, the best players get paid. Nothing comes out of thin air.

The Torch Pot is filled by

1. The $PISS tax. Every buy of $PISS on Torch pays 5% tax. Torch keeps 30% of that, the other 70% is the creator share.
2. The splitter. The creator share goes into a splitter contract. It sends 40% to the pot wallet, 40% to the dev and burns 20% as $TORCH by sending it to the dead address. It has no owner and can not be changed, not even by the dev.

Example: someone buys $PISS for $100. $5 is tax. $1.50 goes to Torch, $1.40 into the Torch Pot, $1.40 to the dev and $0.70 of $TORCH is burned forever. So the more $PISS is bought, the bigger the pot and the less $TORCH there is. A bigger pot brings more players, more players buy more $PISS.

How the pot gets paid

• Monday 00:05 UTC the server closes the week and works out the top 25.
• 12 hours later it sends every winner their $TORCH by itself. The 12 hours are there to catch cheaters before money moves.
• Every payout has its own transaction. The last ones are listed on the home page.
• The split follows the fixed rank table above. Empty spots roll into next week.
• After every payout there is a public list of all winners with score, multiplier, share and transaction.

Your score

Score = (piss points + flare bonus) × holder multiplier × 1.2 if your League team wins.

Example: Max pees 20,000 points and gets 2,000 flare bonus. He holds $60 in $PISS on average, that is x2. His team wins the League, x1.2. His score: 22,000 × 2 × 1.2 = 52,800. If that is the 7th best score, he gets 4% of the pot.

What happens to the money you spend in the game

Your beers, turds and flushes don't go into the pot. They make $PISS rarer:

• Paid in $PISS: 80% is burned within a minute or two, automatically. 20% goes to the dev. You get 25% extra on your tab.
• Paid in $TORCH: 80% of the $TORCH is burned within a minute or two, automatically. 20% goes to the dev.
• Paid in SOL, USDC or ETH: it is used to buy $PISS, and 80% of that is burned. 20% goes to the dev.

Toilet of Fame

The Toilet of Fame shows the best scores today, this week and of all time. It sits at the top of the site and above the bowl, so you always know who to beat before you go to sleep.

The week runs Monday 00:00 to Sunday 23:59 UTC. The Torch Pot is won by skill, by points only. There is no lottery and no random draw.

$PISS and the burn

Every dollar paid in SOL, USDC or ETH is split the same way:

• Buy and burn: the burn share buys $PISS on the market and sends it to the dead address. Gone for good.
• Dev: servers, the next features and the person who keeps the toilet clean.

Buy and burn from these payments is done in batches. Every burn shows up in the live feed and the total burned is on the home page.

Paying in $PISS

When you pay your tab in $PISS, nothing has to be bought back. The tokens you pay go straight into the fire:

Your $PISS lands in a burn vault. The server sends 80% to the dead address within a minute or two, by itself, and 20% to the dev wallet. Every burn has its own transaction on the explorer.

Paying in $TORCH

Same vault, same rule: 80% of the $TORCH you pay is burned by itself within a minute or two, 20% goes to the dev. On top of that the splitter burns 20% of every creator fee in $TORCH. Both show up live on the home page as "$TORCH burned".

Burn address: 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD

How to buy $PISS

$PISS launches on Torch and lives on Robinhood Chain. Torch takes care of the chain stuff for you, so you can buy with whatever you have.

1. Open Torch and log in or connect your wallet
2. Fund it with SOL (Solana) or ETH. Under Main chain you pick which one Torch pays with.
3. Search for $PISS or paste the contract address below
4. Pick how much you want to spend and confirm

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Holder perk

Play with a Robinhood Chain wallet that holds $PISS and you get a bigger bladder that refills twice as fast. More pee, more points.

Only trust the contract address posted here and on our X account. Anything else is fake.

Fair play

• The server checks every score against how long you played and how many beers you actually bought. Scores that are not physically possible get flagged and hidden.
• The weekly Torch Pot winners are checked again by hand before any payout.
• Turds, toilet paper and puddles are shared and handled by the server, so what you see is what everyone sees.
• Toilet paper text and names are filtered. We remove anything hateful, anything about real private people and anything illegal.

FAQ

Terms

By playing you agree to the following. Short and in plain words.

• You are of legal age where you live and allowed to use crypto there.
• PISSCOIN is entertainment. Nothing here is financial advice, and $PISS comes with no promise of value, profit or utility beyond the game.
• Top ups and purchases are final. Tab credit is not money, cannot be withdrawn and is not refunded.
• Prizes are paid by skill ranking only, after a manual check. We may withhold prizes from cheating or abusive accounts.
• You are responsible for anything you print on the toilet paper or as your name. We remove content that is hateful, illegal, targets real private people or uses brands without permission.
• The game is provided as is. Blockchains, wallets and servers can fail or be slow. We are not liable for losses from network issues, wallet problems or price moves.
• We may change prices, features and these terms. The current version is always on this page.